English as a Second F*cking Language :)

Hello everyone! I have crossed up with some unusual book for me, today ))) Personally I think it is a bit interesting and even useful for people who can speak english. Judge for yourself! ))
Maybe someone has already read this book. then, share your opinion with us, please!)))


John: Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?
Mary: F*cking-A. should I wear my black dress?
John: Why the f*ck not?
Mary: F*cked if I know-Oh, f*ck! I just remembered. It got f*cked up in the wash.
John: Well, f*ck the opera. Lets stay home and f*ck.
Mary: Good f*cking idea.