Инглиш морале...(пятница...)

Lost your pen = no pen
No pen= no notes
No notes = no study
No study = fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no work
No work = no money
No money - no food
No food - you get skinny
Skinny = then you get ugly
Ugly = no lover
No lover = no marriage
No marriage = no children
No children = alone
Alone = depression
Depression = sickness
Sickness = death

Lesson: don`t loose your pen